Or at least it feels that way!
Alex Rodriguez may have bought a mansion in Miami while it was still under construction for $24 million, but now he's looking to turn that around and dump it on some chump for $38 mil!
It has 20,000-square-feet, 9-bedrooms, 11-baths — and a beachfront (275 ft. of water frontage). Not to mention a home theater, a heated pool, gym, rooftop deck, an elevator, and a 3,000 square-foot sports room with a batting cage.
We'll give you the $20 bill in our pocket RIGHT NOW — no questions asked — just to take it off your hands.
You know how to get a hold of us, Alex.
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]