Their marriage lasted six weeks.
That's super lame — but hey, we feel like being head-butted is a great reason to split.
We know that Chad was arrested over the weekend because of the violent dispute, which allegedly started because Evelyn claimed she found a receipt for a box of condoms in his car.
We're sorry that all of this happened, Evelyn — we have no answers as to why people do the things they do.
We do know that you'll bounce back, though!
Just give it time. We're glad you're okay.
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