Chad Ochocinco, or Chad Johnson (however you recognize him), has been offered a hefty sum to get it on with his soon-to-be ex-wife, Evelyn Lozada!
Of course, that would be a tricky deal to negotiate at this point in time (mostly because he allegedly violently assaulted her and she wants a divorce), but the offer is very real — and it comes from PornHub.com!
Dear Mr. Johnson,
I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.
Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.
In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.
In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.
Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.
We're pretty sure that Chad needs that $100k right about now, having lost two jobs in a week.
Regardless, though — there's no way he's getting Eve to do this. And she totally shouldn't.
Still, we'd like to hear his response!
[Image via AP Images.]