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Chad Ochocinco Lied To The Dolphins
Oh Chad Ochocinco, when will you learn?
Lies got you in this position to begin with!
Apparently you didn't realize that, because you totally lied to your coach this week to try and save your job, and you got fired anyway.
The meeting was actually filmed as part of Hard Knocks, a weekly HBO documentary series following the Dolphins.
It's short and sweet, but Chad ended up saying this:
"Coach, I've never been in trouble before … ever."
Nope, we all know that's not true at all.
Still, we don't think that even if it was true that they'd keep him around — this is a huge mess, and who would want a domestically violent player (allegedly) on their team?
Think your actions through, Chad. Shame.
[Image via WENN.]
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