Kyle Kennedy speaks out.
Listen to us!
You can't just go around in the skimpiest of skimpy pink speedos!
Think of how many boners you caused — in public! Those people must be SO embarrassed!
Sure, you can wear the hell out of it. We get that. You just need to give the crowd some warning.
Luckily there weren't any boner related incidents, other than some exploded trunks and a plunge in viagra stock.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]