Hormel Foods' net income is on the rise.
And it's all from Spam.
No we don't mean spam email campaigns trying to get people to buy their products, we mean actual Spam. The canned "ham" product.
Maybe with the 2012 apocalypse event nearing, people are buying up tons of Spam.
We assume it stays good forever seeing as how it's canned and basically a block of pink salt. We actually checked their website and found this:
"[A] canned product [is] safe for use indefinitely if the product seal remains intact, unbroken and securely attached to a can that has been well maintained."
Wow. Spam literally never goes bad. Incredible.
Spam not only is allegedly invincible, it helped Hormel make just over 2 BILLION dollars in that last revenue period.
That shiz cray!
But seriously, processed foods aren't that healthy so watch the Spam intake, you guys!
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