You guys have such beautiful nature around you — your mountains are magical and mysterious and breath-taking. Why are you not exploring and enjoying them instead of creating giant corn mazes that (kind of) look like Peyton Manning??
We should be more specific: we're talking to you, Greeley, Colorado!
Regardless, we still love you.
If you need us to point you to some killer time-management seminars, we're sure we can find some for you!
(Secretly, we're impressed!)
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