Deion Sanders is not happy with the $10,000 a month a judge ordered him to pay to his estranged wife Pilar.
He feels that it's not fair and claims that it's six times more than Texas law requires.
Buuuuut, Pilar claims that
the stingy bastard Deion is worth about $250 million!! So $10,000 a month is nothing to him.
If that's true, to put it in perspective, that'd be like if a man was worth $250,000 and he was asked to pay $10 a month in child support.
Though the reasons why Pilar needs $10,000 a month are kind of ridiculous.
She apparently needs $2,000 a month for a special diet for their kids (we assume that their frosted flakes are frosted with 24K gold leaf), $900 a month on uniforms and shoes for kids' sports activities (which we assume are lined with 24K gold leaf and thrown out and replaced every time they get a grass stain), $500 on the kids' cellphones (most likely with 24K solid gold cases and a severely limited data plan because that's an insane amount to spend monthly on a cell phone bill) and $450 on haircuts for her sons (cut by 24K golden robots using golden scissors we assume) and treatments for her daughter's "very thick curly hair" (also most likely treated by the aforementioned 24K golden robots).
We wonder what the judge is going to think of all of this?
Stick it to the rich guy? Or force the estranged wife to start using more silver?
We'll find out soon.
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