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Jessica Alba Looks This HOT Even After Having Two Kids!
9/24/2012 6:32 PM ET | Filed under: Baby Blabber • SIGHting • Jessica Alba • Fitness • Body • Sex • Dance
Daaaaaamn, Jessica Alba!
If it wasn't common knowledge that you've had TWO kids, nobody would EVER know!
Why?
Just look at your body! All hot and sweaty from hitting the dance studio — it's no wonder the guys swoon!
Okay, all the excitement aside, we think you have a stalker. Of course it looks like your friend, Kelly Sawyer, but hey, you can never be too careful.
Use your giant water bottle as a bat, if you have to. Stay safe!
LOLz!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Tags: body, booty, bottle, dance, friend, hot, jessica alba, kids, sex, sexy, sweat, sweaty, water
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