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Americans Are The Best At Using Cocaine, Creating Long Bathroom Lines

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Well, we're not so sure how you can be good at using cocaine — is measured by ability to thwart an OD, or by quantity?

According to a new report, it's quantity. Like, 37% of all the world's cocaine is used by Americans. That means 1.5% of Americans use it!

Between that and the obesity problem, it sure does seem like we don't ever want to be healthy around here! Yeesh!

While that's shocking, the main part of the study was to show that as Brazil gets wealthier and wealthier, they're climbing higher and higher on Mt. Blow — and happily faceboarding down on the fresh powder.

They're now #2 on the list, at 18% of the world's coke.

That's nothing to be proud of.

Canada's 1.2% has them landing on the bottom, and that still is too much!

Coke is dangerous, guys!

Go USA?

[Image via AP Images.]

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