Even Russia recognizes the awesome power of Michael Phelps and the way he strokes! Or, um, the way he takes strokes. In the water.
Because he's a swimmer. He's an Olympic simmer.
We're pumped to see that Michael has just won Man Of The Year in Russia's GQ magazine!
That's a pretty big honor, he finally now has something to hide those wimpy gold medals behind!
[Image via Twitter.]