So, another National Vodka Day has arrived, and we've all put our fingerless gloves around the bonsai tree in preparation to celebrate.
Wait, you celebrate differently? What do you put around your bonsai tree?
No bonsai tree???
Well if you're going to go that far to celebrate incorrectly, you might as well cheat a little bit more… maybe on the drink itself for the sake of your health??
It's lower in calories than regular vodka. You can thank us later.