Dr. Rydze, a former doctor for the Pittsburgh Steelers, is in trouble after buying a suspiciously large quantity of anabolic steroids!
Hmm… a football doctor buying tons of steroids? We wonder what those were for…
Maybe a game of medical darts where you use the butts of NFL players as a target and instead of just pulling the "dart" out of the "dartboard" you push down on the plunger first.
Repeat this every few weeks for a fun doctor game/great football season.
We're just joking though, because the feds don't list the team or any of its players as having gotten any of the illegal substances.
We guess drug testing in the NFL is too rigorous.
"There is no evidence that Dr. Rydze prescribed or provided any hormone treatments to any of our players. Dr. Rydze has assured me that this has never happened and will never happen."
The doc apparently even went as far to falsely diagnose over 90 patients with pituitary dwarfism so they could get human growth hormone.
Aside from its anti-aging benefits, HGH counteracts many of the negative side effects of steroid use.
Just weight lift, eat healthy and you'll get fit!
Don't do drugs!
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