It's time, Lance Armstrong.
You've lost it all: your titles, your reputation, huge sums of prize money. Gone.
There's one last step you have to take before, maybe, just maybe, you can start rebuilding. You have to get blasted by South Park!
It's true, South Park is doing a Lance Armstrong doping episode! We wonder if all the rumors we've heard about Matt Damon playing him in a biopic actually meant that Matt would be playing him on the beloved cartoon show…! Ha!
There's a new teaser (above) for the October 31st episode, and nobody mentions Lance — but it's clear. Even Comedy Central said it deals with "the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon" and "the world is left feeling lost and betrayed". The teaser shows the town lined up to have their yellow wristbands removed… and Cartman overreacting to the whole thing.
South Park knows no limits — but even this seems really tame after they animated Muhammed into their show a few years ago!
We still can't wait to see it!