If your goalie is a piece of crap, maybe you should replace him or her with a toilet.
We're not even joking — you HAVE to see this video (above)! The SGTK is a toilet that uses high speed cameras to read and detect where a soccer ball is going to go. Using calculations, it launches it's own ball out in a split second (it's spring loaded) and knocks the shot out of the way!
It's actually a really cool piece of tech that happens to also be a toilet. Plus, it raises awareness about being a decent person to the environment!