We're not even sure what to say about this. We're not offended by it, we're not even that curious. We are, however, super embarrassed that anyone would want to lie about their age just to play high school football.
We mean, come on.
You're an adult. Act like one. Don't spend hours forging documents unless you're going to do something cool, like hitch a ride on the space shuttle or start your own salon (why do you need a license to cut hair, again?)!
Check out the absurd story (above)!