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Julie Bowen Loses Her Hand While Jogging!
Oh no!
How will Julie Bowen turn the pages of her Modern Family scripts if she's lost her hand! How will they explain it on the show? Why does it look like she's not worried about it?
Wait… oh, it's just in her sleeve for some reason. Or, more likely, the only reason why the other one is out is to control her iPod.
We can pretty much guarantee that she's blasting some Childish Gambino on that thing!
Get it gurl, embrace the sweat! Oh, and someday you'll have to teach us about that levitation thing you've mastered.
LOLz!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Tags: family, hand, julie bowen, lost, modern family, sweat
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