Seattle Publishes Greatest Guide To Marijuana Use… EVER!

Honestly, why can't more official things have a sense of humor?

It makes absolutely no sense to us why things have to be so heavy all the time — and we're glad to see that the cops in Seattle are having fun with the new legalization of marijuana.

Think we're joking? Here are a few of the Q&A's posted on their official site article called Marijwhatnow? A Guide to Legal Marijuana Use In Seattle:

Q: SPD seized a bunch of my marijuana before I-502 passed. Can I have it back?
A: No.

Q: What happens if I get pulled over and I'm sober, but an officer or his K9 buddy smells the ounce of Super Skunk I've got in my trunk?
A: Under state law, officers have to develop probable cause to search a closed or locked container. Each case stands on its own, but the smell of pot alone will not be reason to search a vehicle.

Q: December 6th seems like a really long ways away. What happens if I get caught with marijuana before then?
A: Hold your breath. Your case will be processed under current state law. However, there is already a city ordinance making marijuana enforcement the lowest law enforcement priority.

LOLz! Hilarious!

This is how you calm people about it, and this is how you hit your target audience. It's a perfect example of doing something that needs to be done right, right!

We want the guy who wrote this to make all official announcements from here on out. Ha!

[Image via AP Images.]

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