The D.A. even charged Ray J with sexual battery, despite the fact that police have said no crime of the sort was actually committed.
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Hold on, nay-sayers. Let us explain what Lauren Conrad means by this before you lose your minds because you love cupcakes so much.
She doesn't mean giant pies, or slices of pie. She means PORTABLE PIES.
Now where's your head at? That's right, all over the floor because your mind just got blown!
"I've been on a pie kick lately! I think pies are the new cupcake…it's my prediction! I've had a really, really busy year. I put a lot of things on hold and now I'm making an effort to spend time with friends and family and just enjoy the season."
So what has she been busy on? A reusable bag design that is insulated for pie carriers!!
"They're made of reclaimed plastic, so you're reducing your carbon footprint, and who doesn't love a portable pie?"
Uh, everybody loves a portable pie. Especially ones that are as little as cupcakes.
Glad everything is going well, Lauren… now shut up and take our money!!
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