Do you hear that?
That's the sound of a million NASCAR fans putting on deodorant and cologne — all for the chance to win Danica Patrick's newly freed heart. LOLz!
It's true. While most people think divorces are sad, we say it's happening for a reason. If people aren't happy, going your separate ways isn't sad — it's an optimistic thing to do, for your own future.
"I am sad to inform my fans that after 7 years, Paul and I have decided to amicably end our marriage. This isn't easy for either of us, but mutually it has come to this. He has been an important person and friend in my life and that's how we will remain moving forward."
We suppose that the sadness of this all is that they happiness they once had is now gone. We have high hopes that they'll both find happiness somewhere else, though!
Best of luck to the both of you!
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