Uh, you want ladies to do WHAT?!
Well, none of those really compare to what she wrote on her blog recently!
Confused?! So are we, but we'll let Gwynnie explain it to you! She writes:
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
We previously mentioned that Russell said he would love to eat food off of Beckham's "godly" body.
Now Russell has even more of a man crush on Becks for helping him out with his chronic back pains.
Brand has apparently been suffering back pain while standing for some time now, which is a real issue if your job is "stand up" comedian!
So Becks lent him his personal masseuse to help Brand out… and it apparently cured him of his back pain!
"Russell says he owes Becks big-time. He is massively grateful."
Hmmm… maybe Russell plans to give Becks a back rub to return the favor.
Maybe to show his gratitude, Brand will eat some food off Beckham like he always wanted to! LOLz!
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