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Your Best Friend In The World Is Giving You Cancer: The Couch

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Bullshizz!

Can't we get through a week without one of the best things ever invented giving us cancer?? JUST ONE??

Nope, we can't — and now our couches are going to kill us.

We aren't just talking about being sedentary, which will certainly kill us, but rather the chemicals inside of the couch. The whole thing is one big death trap now, so we should just put them all on the curb and use the floor.

The new study says eight out of 10 couches contain flame retardant chemicals that are linked to heightened cancer risk, developmental delays in children or are lacking adequate health information. Great. The most common chemical in the couches was Tris phosphate, which was found in 42 couch samples. The chemical was added in 2011 to California's Proposition 65 list of chemicals known to cause cancer.

Moral of the story?

Something in your life is going to give you cancer, you might as well indulge on Christmas if you want!

LOLz!

The real question is: how many celebs are doomed from doing talk shows??

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