Hmmmm… maybe Hope Solo should've thought that super quick wedding the whole way through, instead of marrying Jerramy Stevens (we still can't believe that's how he actually spells his name) the night after he was arrested for assault. Though, we'd assume it'd take like 5 minutes to think it through once the cuffs were slapped on him.
Turns out, he's been arrested again — stemming from the same incident. You see, he was probably in violation of his probation by getting arrested and all. He was on probation in Florida linked to a previous cannabis possession charge, according to officials.
The whole thing is apparently tied to a stipulation in his probation that he couldn't get arrested while in Washington state — which is exactly what happened earlier this month, even though charges were ultimately dropped due to lack of evidence.
The day before Stevens was picked up for the violation, here's what Hope said to reporters:
"It's unfortunate what the media can do to judge before the facts are out there. It's hard to see, but it's a hard truth, and it's part of life. I'm happy. I'm happily married. I would never stand for domestic violence. I've never been hit in my life.”
And then he was arrested again the very next day.
Oh, and did we mention his reckless driving charges for crashing his vehicle into a nursing home in 2000? There's that too.
These stories just write themselves — LOLz!
[Image via AP Images.]