Michael Jordan got himself banned from a golf course on Miami Beach!
Oh no! What did he do?!
Did he have too many beers and "relieve" himself in a sand trap??
Well, he refused to change his pants we mean.
He apparently broke their strict dress code by wearing cargo shorts onto the course.
Golfers can only wear shorts, plain shorts, no big, baggy pockets.
When they asked him to change his shorts… he flat out refused, and was promptly banned from the course!
We can assume a heated verbal exchange happened and we wish we could've seen it.
An argument over cargo shorts… what is this, the 90s?? LOLz!
Sorry, MJ! We're sure you could just buy your own course and make cargo shorts mandatory! That'll show 'em!
[Image via Patricia Schlein/WENN.]