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Jenny McCarthy: 'My Boobs Resemble A Sack Of Potatoes'

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Jenny McCarthy is a total triple threat! She's gorgeous, HIGHlarious and gorgeous! LOLz!

But seriously, there's almost no one who doesn't have some sort of body image issue.

Jenny is no different, though she seems to cope with humor!

When she was looking up former lovers when she joined Facebook, she started to fantasize, saying:

"I had thoughts of wanting to show an old flame how good I got in the sack. When I was young I just laid there like a sack of potatoes. As soon as my boobs started to resemble a sack of potatoes I knew I had to learn actual techniques to distract any guys from seeing my own aging sack of potatoes. So, showing off new moves was definitely part of the fantasy."

Ha! See what we said?? She's totes funny and we don't know any sacks of potatoes who look as good as her, especially at 40!

She even has a good way of thinking about getting older.

She said:

"I sadly have the same thought that my parents say every birthday which is, 'I don't feel that old.' So, I have decided to make my mindset 40 is the new 15. OK, fine - the new 22."

LOLz! Everyone should think that way about everything!

Put on your rose-colored glasses and make your life whatever you want it to be!

[Image via WENN.]

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