As long as he isn't running around with a boner and being lewd — respect to nudists! Ha!
Okay, okay, we can understand if there are kids around. Apparently police in Springfield are looking for a man jogging nude after a bunch of complaints were launched. They can't find him, though, which seems like it'd be the easiest thing in the world.
Sgt. John Delaney says there have been prior reports of a man running without clothes through the same neighborhood at about the same time of day… which should make it even EASIER for them to find him if they know when and where!
He faces charges of open and gross lewdness and indecent exposure.
Maybe he's just looking for his clothes?? Benefit of the doubt! LOLz!
Plus, at least he's getting exercise!
[Image via AP Images.]