Following her return, the artist took a moment to thank everyone for their "prayers, love, and support" -- and especially the North Bergen Police Department for bringing her home safe.
Sharing a picture alongside the NYPD, Miz Quigley penned:
A Panamanian woman was arrested at the Barcelona airport for drug smuggling.
She was busted with 1.38 kilograms of cocaine! That's over 3 pounds!!
Was it hidden in her bag? Or did she swallow it? Or did she hide it where the sun don't shine??
Not in between her breasts, but literally inside her boobies!
Border police saw fresh scars and bloody gauze around her breasts so they took her to a local hospital.
The doctors removed two big bags of cocaine from inside her titties!
Bet it seemed like a good idea at one point but we're sure she's not glad she did it anymore.
No coke money, a jail sentence and deflated boobies. Doesn't sound like a win to us.
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]