Okay fine, we have no idea if Douglas Murray, a Swedish hockey player, is Elin Nordegren's consort. Still, it looks like it!
Pop quiz: do you think if we asked the general public to pick Elin out of a line up, they could? We know she's been on magazines and talk shows and got ruthlessly cheated on by Tiger Woods — but would you know that she should be let into a club on sight?
No? Exactly. And that's why she and the hockey boy were turned away from a Miami nightclub over the weekend after not being recognized by doormen.
Here's what a witness said:
"Someone in the entourage said, 'This is Elin, Tiger Woods' wife,' so only after they dropped the name, they let her in."
First world problems! LOLz!
Seriously though — if it doesn't work the first time, just wait in line like everyone else. Don't embarrass yourself by having to use the cliched "Don't you know who I am??" routine!
It's JUST a nightclub!
[Image via AP Images.]