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Ray Elbe Trying To Sell Pictures Of His Broken MMA Dong!

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We're cool with dicktures (dick + pictures) around here just like everyone else. They can offer a glimpse at something only imagined.

Ha!

That does NOT include pictures of MMA fighter Ray Elbe's wang, because nobody wants to see that anyway, ESPECIALLY if he's shopping around a dickture of the dong being fractured.

A FRACTURED SCHLONG.

Ray seems to think it's worth money. He's wrong.

Apparently his girlfriend snapped it in half while they were gettin' maaaad ruddy. Being the entrepreneur that he his, he took the dicktures thinking about how much of a worthy investment it would be. FYI, his boner ripped open, covering his room in blood. He was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was immediately stitched up.

NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT.

On the other hand, we do hope he gets better soon. That must've been awful. Just don't try and sell us pics of it!

[Image via Ray Elbe.]

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