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Chad Johnson Is Still Making Bank Without A Job!
Only in this world can you not have a job (and headbutt your wife) and still be filthy rich!
When we say that Chad Johnson is still rich without a job, we're not saying he just knew how to save up for a rainy day. Nope. He still makes more money than you do — about $66k a month!
WTF?!
He filed some new legal docs for a child support case, which outlines his financial situations — they say he made an average of $66,104.66 a month for 2012. He says he earned the cash through "self-employment, partnerships, and/or independent contracts," because we all know he doesn't play football anymore.
He then listed more than $1.28 million in real estate assets, $600,000 in cars, $75,000 worth of furniture, $40,000 in jewelry and pretty much no debt!
That's crazy!
No wonder he hasn't been bending over backwards to get back into the NFL — he doesn't need to!!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: chad johnson, child, contract, football, legal, men, money, nfl
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