You can relax now. We know you've been pacing the floor, dripping with sweat, thinking about how awful Ryan Lochte will be in the next Olympics if he actually does this reality show!
The show, called What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, would be about whatever you can imagine a show about perma-bro Ryan Lochte would be about. Is it wrong that we're hoping for a Honey Boo Boo cross over? LOLz!
“I’m so excited about my new show and even more excited I can finally talk about it! Swimming is still my focus. Training for Rio is my priority—that won’t change. This is just another way for me to connect with my fans (who were the driving force behind the show), and have them be a part of the process in prepping for the 2016 Games.”
We feel like there IS one path he could go with the show that could be very interesting: follow him while training. Give us the day-to-day brutal struggle between a man and the limitations of his body — not a fake version mixed with his public persona.
Show us him getting serious as one of the fittest, most impeccable examples of fitness in the human species.
Plus, show us his artwork. You can skip the grills. LOLz!
[Image via WENN.]