Following her return, the artist took a moment to thank everyone for their "prayers, love, and support" -- and especially the North Bergen Police Department for bringing her home safe.
Sharing a picture alongside the NYPD, Miz Quigley penned:
Jessica Simpson and her hunky man Eric Johnson have tried to get married before.
It's not like they don't want to tie the knot.
The problem is every time they get close to a wedding date… Jessica gets pregnant! But this time, things are going to be different.
"I was really happy to be pregnant and I didn't ever step on the scale. I didn't realize you could gain that much weight that quickly. I didn't really make any healthy good decisions."
Well this time we guess she's gonna do things differently! Time to concentrate on diet and healthy living!
It's gonna be basically a full year and a half of her life she'll spend being pregnant, we hope she'd be pretty good at it by now.
Good luck not giving into all your cravings this time around!
It'll just be that much easier to snap back to your pre-baby weight! Get it, gurl!
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