He probably would've used performance enhancing drugs and blood doping anyway.
ABC really wants Lance Armstrong on Dancing With The Stars. It's completely understandable, too — he's a hot figure right now, for all the wrong reasons! Wrong reasons or not, he'd draw riiiiiiiiiiiidic ratings!
“Lance has been offered the show each and every year since its inception. Although flattered he has passed on their generous offers.”
Looks like while he says he'll do anything to earn back the trust of the entire world, what he means is, not anything. Some things. A few, measly, things. Like half-heartedly come clean and apologize for his bullshizz on Oprah!
Speaking of Oprah, if you haven't seen our extensive coverage of Lance's confessions…
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