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Paula Deen's Own Assistant Blasts Her Cruise Line!
Paula Deen has her own cruise line. No, we're not joking.
Her cruise has completed its fifth trip from Galveston, Texas to Cozumel, Mexico and back again.
On the last trip, her assistant Brandon Branch went for the cruise, and showed his displeasure through his tweets the whole time.
"This is a floating nursing home!!!!"
"My room is also the size of my powder room at home. And no liquor in minibar! I am in a dark place!!!!"
"the Senior Singers are all on board wearing matching red shirts! If they start signing I will jump overboard!"
Wow, it must've been realllllllly boring there.
We can't show you the real tweets because they've been deleted and replaced with things like:
Cruise is over. Had an amazing time. Made some great new friends. See yall next cruise. Super Bowl Party tonight.
— Brandon Branch (@BrandonSav) February 3, 2013
Yeah, we bet you'll be on the next.
He'll probably be scrubbing the floors for going against Paula like that!
When will people learn that the whole point of social media is it's social.
Everyone can see everything so watch what you say/do online! Pro tip: Don't blast your boss on the internet!
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Tags: angry, assistant, bored, cruise, cruise line, paula deen, ship, tweets, twitter, upset
THIS Is How You Get A Fast Six Pack!!
Does anyone know where I can forward my resume to Paula Deen? I hear she's looking for a new asssistant.
Did he really tweeted the cabin is smaller than he's powder room at home!! What a freaking drama QUEEN, what does he uses his powder room for to snort coccaine. Show some respect for your elders little miss sunshine (not).