He's already training in Paris, getting ready to bring the pain to any team who'd dare oppose his new team.
His million dollar a month salary is going entirely to charity!!
On top of all that he's super seski and looks good no matter what he does!
Paris is one lucky city to have Becks strutting his fine ass around town.
Glad to see him out on the soccer field, getting his training on.
Must've been chilly because he was bundled up warm with gloves and a hat.
Maybe he should fly us to Paris so we can share body warmth with him, you know, so he doesn't strain a muscle or something. LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]