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Eat Your Way To Better SEX!!!

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Did you know what you eat can seriously affect how awesome your sex is?!

What's a good rule to live by? What's good for your heart is also good for your sex!

And good sex is good for everyone ever! (As long as they're consenting and of the legal age!)

So, you wanna start eating so you can pork better??

Then make sure to eat plenty of these:

- Spinach and Other Green Vegetables
- Unsweetened Tea
- Peaches and Other Fruit
- Eggs
- Red Wine and Meat
- Seeds and Nuts
- Beans and Extra Protein
- Fatty Fish
- Oatmeal and Other Whole Grains
- Oysters and Other Shellfish
- Dark Chocolate
- Strawberries and Other Berries

Got that? Just eat those and you'll be doing the horizontal hustle like a pro!

Some of those (like Oysters) you may have already heard are supposedly aphrodisiacs.

Regardless, they're all healthy, in moderation, and good for your heart!

So even if you're not taking someone special to pound town then maybe just consider adding some more fatty fish and whole grains to your diet anyway!

For your health! And your genitals!

[Image via FoeNyx/Wikimedia Commons.]

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3 comments to “Eat Your Way To Better SEX!!!”



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    Thanxs…..

  2. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
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    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
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    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    .
    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!

  3. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Why do the two in this photo both look like minors?