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Pauly Shore Catches You Lookin' At Pauly's Shore!!
DAAAAAMN, Pauly Shore!!!
We think it's time for some new trunks!!
We're not positive, but something that revealing has to be posted along with other things you can't bring to the beach, like booze and glass bottles! LOLz!
Still, you're in pretty great shape for you age — we just don't want to see the outline of your dong anymore than we want to see someone get pulled under by the riptide!
Ha!
We kid, we kid. It's great to see you so healthy and active! Keep it up (but not it, you're in public)!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Tags: active, beach, dong, gross, healthy, outline, pauly shore, small, swimsuit
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