We're not sure who gave the green light on this monstrosity, but it exists!
That's right, Pizza Hut China is responsible for the pizza you see above, which has hot dogs, wasabi mayo, shrimp tempura, squid, and fish cakes. Oh, and pineapple.
Does any of that sound good to you? Separately, yeah!
Maybe the hotdogs on the end, pizza-wise, but everything in the center sounds like a nightmare together! Ha!
Well, you're right — it's disgusting! Read this hilarious review of it:
"It tastes as terrifying as it sounds, the most hideous pairing of ingredients since The Human Centipede. It's a horrible hydra of fast food; you finish off the greasy shrimp tempura and squid rings and funky fish cakes and overripe pineapple spring up in their places. There's no flavor cohesion. The pineapple's tang, the tempura's rancidity, the squid's funk, and the sinus-scorching zing of the wasabi-mayonnaise all clash in your mouth, vying to see who can trigger the gag reflex first.
The only things salvageable are the hotdogs poking up from in the crust, which act as little escape pods that can break off uncontaminated by the clusterfuck in the center. And they're no prize. After failing to finish the "asspie," I unquit smoking just to get the taste out of my mouth."
We just gagged a little bit — BARF!
Wow, we wonder if they're selling many of these! We hope not, for health's sake! LOLz!
[Image via Shanghaiist.]
Tags: awful, crime, fish, gross, hot dog, mayo, new, pizza, pizza hut china, shrimp, squid