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Pizza Hut China Is Run By Evil Villains: Hot Dog, Mayonnaise, Shrimp Tempura, Squid, Fish Cake… Pizza

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We're not sure who gave the green light on this monstrosity, but it exists!

That's right, Pizza Hut China is responsible for the pizza you see above, which has hot dogs, wasabi mayo, shrimp tempura, squid, and fish cakes. Oh, and pineapple.

Does any of that sound good to you? Separately, yeah!

Maybe the hotdogs on the end, pizza-wise, but everything in the center sounds like a nightmare together! Ha!

Well, you're right — it's disgusting! Read this hilarious review of it:

"It tastes as terrifying as it sounds, the most hideous pairing of ingredients since The Human Centipede. It's a horrible hydra of fast food; you finish off the greasy shrimp tempura and squid rings and funky fish cakes and overripe pineapple spring up in their places. There's no flavor cohesion. The pineapple's tang, the tempura's rancidity, the squid's funk, and the sinus-scorching zing of the wasabi-mayonnaise all clash in your mouth, vying to see who can trigger the gag reflex first.

The only things salvageable are the hotdogs poking up from in the crust, which act as little escape pods that can break off uncontaminated by the clusterfuck in the center. And they're no prize. After failing to finish the "asspie," I unquit smoking just to get the taste out of my mouth."

We just gagged a little bit — BARF!

Wow, we wonder if they're selling many of these! We hope not, for health's sake! LOLz!

[Image via Shanghaiist.]

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7 comments to “Pizza Hut China Is Run By Evil Villains: Hot Dog, Mayonnaise, Shrimp Tempura, Squid, Fish Cake… Pizza”

  1. Erick123 says – reply to this


    1

    I wish I could shove it down Beyonce's fat throat. I know she shits out huge poops with that WIDE ass…

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    2

    Maybe, unless you're Asian. Different countries, different tastes. Imagine PizzaHut India, or Turkey, or…

  3. np67 says – reply to this


    3

    I'd rather eat that than deep fried butter.

  4. roby says – reply to this


    4

    pizza is italian and has be made with mediterrean ingredients anyway



  5. 5

    Absolutely gross.

  6. Anna says – reply to this


    6

    In my hometown we have a pizza place that serves calzone with burger and fries inside.

  7. Carina says – reply to this


    7

    I've lived in China for 5 years now and I can tell you that the Chinese have a completely different taste than us, they don't like the normal pizza toppings we have, and ofcourse to make the most profit Pizza Hut has to customize their food according to their location. For them this is like heaven, they love it.