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Purple Jesus Says NO To His Son Playing Football!
Adrian Peterson is a fantastic football player for the Minnesota Vikings. He wears purple. He's so good, that people liken him to Jesus.
Thus, he is the Purple Jesus! LOLz!
Anyway, he's one the greatest running backs of all time, and yet he says he's never going to let his son play football!!
Here's what he said in Houston:
"This is Adrian Jr. He won't be playing football."
At first, we were shocked. Then, it hit us — wouldn't a football legend know exactly how dangerous football is, despite his love for the game? And couldn't his love for his son EXCEED his love for the game??
Still! That's some cray shizz coming from someone who devoted their life to the sport!!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: adrian peterson, dangerous, football, injuries, no, purple jesus, son, sport
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