We had no idea it was this bad!
But that's not even the worst part...
[Image via Bravo.]
Some people get excited for their favorite movie franchise, some people get excited for their favorite book series — others get excited for brand new reality shows starring Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte being an unashamed bro right in front of your eyes!
We're so glad he's pretty, because from the look of this teaser (above), the show would be insufferable otherwise!
Ryan's probably a nice guy, but he really needs to drop the grill-wearing, 'jeah'-saying schtick! It's time to act like an Olympian, not a child! Ha!