Step, ball, change... out of your costume immediately.
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Dennis Rodman, no longer under the protection of Kim Jong Un in North Korea, was kicked out of the Time Hotel in Midtown.
Why do you ask? And why would we bring up his trip to North Korea?
He was kicked out because he spent HOURS in the bar yelling about how rad of a guy Kim Jong Un is! WTF!
What he failed to understand is that Un is clearly stuck in the 90's and would of course be on his best behavior in front of one of his favorite basketball players — including pampering him and treating him to awesome stuff, even though the rest of the country is starving and living in fear!
Here's what one witness said:
“He was at the bar at Serafina for three hours. He kept saying what a nice guy Kim is, and how Kim just wants to talk to President Obama about basketball. He was waving around a signed copy of the dictator’s huge manifesto, telling everyone they should read it.”
This is bizarre!
The witness continued:
“Dennis was making a total jerk of himself. He wouldn’t leave, and he wouldn’t let anyone talk to him about shutting up, or what an oppressive country North Korea is. Eventually he had to leave the bar because the bartender was starting to get pissed-off.”
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN NORTH KOREA??
As you recall, Dennis visited the country with members of the Harlem Globetrotters for an HBO series produced by VICE television. We wonder if the HG's are talkin' the same praise, or if it's just a Rodman thing!
Of course, a rep for Dennis says nothing happened:
“The Time is Dennis’ favorite hotel . . . There were a lot of people taking pictures, his security just didn’t like it and asked to move him out of the hotel. There was certainly no incident.”
It's time to read up on the real North Korea, Dennis!
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