Alexander Skarsgard was out and about in El Lay with what appears to be a bruised and swollen eye, and that doesn't sit well with us!
Nobody hurts our imaginary boyfriend!
So, Alex (we call him Alex when he's our boyfriend) — blink twice if you're still in danger!
Alex? Why aren't you blinking??
Oh wait, you're just a picture! That's right! LOLz!
If Alexander was in a fight or something, we really want to see what the other guy looks like! ASkars ain't nothin' to f*** with! Ha!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]