Somehow, we don't think that's gonna happen, Dennis Rodman!
Maybe he just has faith that it will, because we aren't kidding when we say that Dennis has plans to ride in the Popemobile, among other things to do like meet the new Pope, which will also probably not happen!
The paparazzi caught up with Dennis as he was boarding his plane to Rome yesterday, and asked him a bunch of questions — which he answered — like, what was the weirdest thing Kim Jong Un showed him (the preserved bodies of his father and grandfather), why did North Korea swear a nuclear strike on us (it's more politics than anything, Un isn't Hitler, he's only 28 years old, whatever happens, happens), is he actually going to get into Vatican City (just tune in, he's getting to do all these 'historical' things now), which Pope was his favorite (John Paul II, he was cool as hell and like a pimp), and who he wants to meet next (God)!
We don't even know what to say…
He should probably not do ANY of these things, and stop before he ruins something super important! We're sure people would prefer and actual ambassador representing us, instead of a 90's basketball player!
This is cray!
[Image via WENN.]