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Lindsay Lohan: Everything U Need To Know About Locked Rehab!

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Are you worrying yourself over the details of Lindsay Lohan's future stint in locked rehab? Do you just not know what to expect??

Calm yourselves! We've got the answers to your most pressing questions!

After countless court dates and broken laws, everyone was expecting Lindsay to at least get some jail time, but she has avoided it once again. That, however, doesn't mean she'll be free as a bird because…

LOCKED MEANS LOCKED

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The only way out is a death in the family

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… or a medical emergency!

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Though, if she chooses certain facilities, locking down doesn't mean locked in a room.

She could walk from her suite to the pool

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… or to the omelet bar and back!

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So, it's not like there will be BARS on the windows or anything!

If you're worried about the bill on your tax paying wallet, don't worry, she'll probably have to FOOT HER OWN BILL!

Which means that it could cost her from $30,000 AND UP

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A MONTH!

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She'll also be participating in things like…

INTENSIVE PSYCHOTHERAPY

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INDIVIDUAL THERAPY

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GROUP ACTIVITIES

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And beyond the mental and emotional help, she might even need to go through DETOX

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… which would be the beginning of getting DRUG TESTED regularly!

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Honestly, we think this is good news for Lindsay. While we don't think financially it's the best time for her, we do think it will probably turn her around! At least, we hope it will… because we miss the girl we lost long ago.

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Good luck, Lindsay!

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9 comments to “Lindsay Lohan: Everything U Need To Know About Locked Rehab!”

  1. brad says – reply to this


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    wow, you must really hate this girl to go through so many gifs at once. Here i thought you were done with the bullying..

  2. Gj says – reply to this


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    I HATE TO SAY IT BUT SHE WILL NOT STAY SOBER. I THINK SHE WILL BE DEAD JUST LIKE AMY WINEHOUSE. SHE IS AN ADDICT AND THAT IS JUST HER PERSONALITY

  3. Delta Vega says – reply to this


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    If the rumors are true (yuck!) and Michael Lohan molested poor Lindsay as a teen, I wouldn't be surprised if he is found swimming with the fishes.



  4. 4

    She'd totally have a family member off'd to bump a line of blow.



  5. 5

    $5 says she tries to pull an 'Emergency' within the first 10 days.



  6. 6

    Please quit saying Good Luck like you actually mean it, you are still a bully and putting LOL after saying s%&t about people does not mean you have changed.



  7. 7

    Perez can you please lose the gifs? Thanks for your consideration.
    She should have taken the 30 days house arrest instead.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


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    She can't even have a pet roach in a swanky 30K rehab. What kinda hole is that?

  9. Bryan says – reply to this


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    Yes she has some major addictions and is lost.. but.. Its human nature to want the best for her and her recovery.. Its true its like a slow moving car crash.. But.. I would love to see her finally get a grip.. Doubtful.. but one could hope.. Perez.. U are still the same person that you have always been.. A pure bully.. I mean… At least your not drawing on peoples faces w your stupid white pen.. You must not like her because she doesn't send you gifts or kiss your ass for good press on your site.. Why cant u leave her alone.. She doesn't need some hack like you taking digs.. It gets old..