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Bill Gates Is Tired Of Regular Condoms, Will Pay You $100k For A New Design!

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Bill Gates is either tired of having to wear condoms, or he's fed up with sleaze-balls using the "it doesn't feel as good" excuse to not have to wear them. Either way, we might be getting a new and technologically advanced condom out of it!

That's right, if you've been sitting on a new sheath for your meat, Bill Gates will pay you $100,000!!

You'd think he could offer more than that… but hey, it's a good start! LOLz!

Latex was a major breakthrough (not literally, hopefully!), but now we're ready for the next step in condom evolution! Something that will make people want to wear them, saving lives and reducing unwanted pregnancies around the globe! We mean, if Google can put the amount of time and effort into weird stalker glasses, then hey, we should get dong-bags made out of graphene! Ha!

So to entice people to step up their game in boner-shields, the Gates Foundation wants a next-gen condom that is better to use, or safer, or easier, or better feeling, or whatever it takes to get more people to use them! You'll get $100k and the pleasure of knowing that you're saving lives!

Plus, you could personally say you were involved in a lot of the most personal of moments in history! Ha!

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