Jessica Alba must be ready for this all to blow over!
So with all the backlash from customers, they finally decided to address the public.
Guess it was only time!
They revealed in a statement:
[Image via Jessica Alba/Instagram.]
We really hope that NY Giants defensive tackle Shaun Rogers had insurance!! Plus, it's pretty ironic that he's a DEFENSIVE tackle, but couldn't defend himself against a half-million dollar heist!
We'll give you guys two guesses as to what Shaun was doing when the jewelry was stolen from his hotel room. Actually, you don't need two guesses: he was partying. Decadent football players LOVE partying, so what else would he be doing? LOLz!
Anyway, he left his room at the Fontainebleu in Miami Beach, went to a club, and then brought back a woman with his group after dawn. That's when he put the jewelry in the room safe (that's where we'd claim it was too), and continued to party. Eventually he fell asleep, like humans do.
The woman was gone, and he tried to get back into the safe — but COULDN'T!
Hotel security came to the room and pried it open! These were the things missing: Diamond earrings worth $100,000; two watches worth a combined $160,000; a gold necklace with gold pendant worth $50,000; gold bracelets worth $60,000; and a diamond Cuban necklace with a gold pendant worth $70,000.
Why would anyone buy things like that?? Investing in gold isn't a bad idea, but it's a bad idea when you wear all of it and take it to hotel rooms! LOLz!
The total? $440,000.
Whomp whomp! Did we learn a lesson??
[Image via AP Images.]