Scope has done the unthinkable. Behold:
This is insane! Why would you ever want minty-fresh breath when you could have breath that smells like bacon? That's right, you WOULDN'T want that wack-ass minty breath!
We're totally serious that this exists, too. The video (above) is proof, bacon-bra and all!
Why isn't everything flavored like bacon??
Mysteries of the universe! LOLz!