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Ryan Lochte Wants Kim Kardashian's Life!! LOLz

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What the feezy?!?

After winning 11 Olympic medals and getting more recognition as his reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte? gets ready to debut, Ryan Lochte is expressing that he wants to be the next Kim Kardashian.

In the April issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine, the Olympic swimmer acknowledges that the Queen of E! "started from pretty much nothing, and now everyone everywhere knows who she is," he adds, "That's what I want to do."

Ever since Lochte has been dressing in sexXier duds, which includes designs from Tom Ford, he admits that a lot more people are recognizing him, so he feels that he can be just like Kimmy.

Ryan said:

"I've seen what E! has done in the past with reality shows like hers. Today, she's huge. When I walk down the street, people recognize me, and that never happened before. Now's my chance."

We doubt that the 28-year-old can literally be the next Kardashian — especially because he didn't start his career with a hawt sex tape, but maybe after he hits on a lot of women on his reality show, he can build up his "playa" image.

Plus, since he's a hopeless romantic, it seems like he's already following in Kim's footsteps. All he has to do now is meet Kimmy so he can get some pointers, and maybe have a rapper's baby so he can add more personality to his "Lochte edge." LOLz

[Image via Brian To/Mr. Blue/WENN.]

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15 comments to “Ryan Lochte Wants Kim Kardashian's Life!! LOLz”



  1. 1

    He's a fucking idiot.



  2. 2

    SHE MIGHT BE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.. I HOPE HUMPHRIES KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF HER IN COURT.. AND…. I HOPE HER FACE IS SCARRED IN A FREAK ACID ACCIDENT..

  3. Me says – reply to this


    3

    I've never even seen Kim Kardashian's show. And what does she do? Sell slut clothes at Sears last I heard? Do cameos on Celeb Apprentice? Inspire YouTube makeup gurus due to her contouring skills? Honestly, I don't even know. I don't care for her type…I'm much more East Coast…whatever that is. Tight ass?

    Ryan just wants tons of attention and to make all kinds of money so he can buy loads of crap and have orgies with hoardes of girls for as long as possible. What man doesn't want that? Someday, will see him with a face full of Botox and Restalyne and checking himself into rehab like all of the others.

  4. Nancy says – reply to this


    4

    Then he'll have to make a sex tape and screw black guys……



  5. 5

    yuk so sad and pathetic when wankers like him crave fame. Does your ego need stroking that much? he's a total tosspot and his show looks fukkin hideous tbh. Hope it crashes n burns and his 15 mins are OVER. Go swim, bitch thats all youre good at.

  6. Yuna Lee says – reply to this


    6

    What a fame whore hunger. Beauty with no brain!!



  7. 7

    He swam in the Olympics and now wants to be come a skank? Major step down in life

  8. pollylop says – reply to this


    8

    Well all he has to do is take a black one up the rear and film it then release/promote it….

  9. Me says – reply to this


    9

    Become a skank? He always was a skank. A mentally slow skank. I'd worry about him procreating, but I'd think it would have happened by now considering the number of women he's been with. He must be infertile.

  10. geez says – reply to this


    10

    Re: chrisbrwnsbadplace – You're a FREAK! Hey SICKO get a life.

  11. lol says – reply to this


    11

    You ah*les who keep mentioning Kim's tape must have really liked it. You keep referring to certain parts of it with such passion. I'm impressed. The bit of anger I hear is probably from women who don't like giving BJS or ANAL SEX(lol). If the guys are commenting then they just are frustrated that their gf or wives won't do that for them(hahaha). Now I understand why your so jealous of her.



  12. 12

    Re: byte me – With Kim being one of the most hated women in America (right up there with Casey Anthony), why would he want to be like her? But if he wants to ruin an otherwise okay reputation…let's see him show his true colors.



  13. 13

    Fucking stupid famewhores. Both of them.

  14. Me says – reply to this


    14

    Re: lol

    Yeah, she's chunky and homely in her "natural state"…and now over 30. Who cares.

  15. Justinothershit says – reply to this


    15

    Ummm, so basically he wants to be a hot air balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?