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Lance Armstrong Can't Swim — But He Can Still Run!!!

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Earlier this month, Lance Armstrong was denied the chance to swim in the Masters South Central Zone Swimming Championships, but just 'cuz he can't swim, doesn't mean that he can't run.

While we think it's great that the former biker is keeping in shape, we don't think he should be training, but from his tweet, it seems like that's exactly what he's doing.

Armstrong wrote:

The link in his cryptic tweet shows the progress he made while he was running, but even though he has the energy to do such an activity doesn't mean that any official running competition is gonna want him.

After all, he did lie about his biking victories!!

Ch-ch-check out Lance's run (below)!

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “Lance Armstrong Can't Swim — But He Can Still Run!!!”

  1. thebigboot says – reply to this


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    Then stop advocating for gay rights, piggy! You called someone a f*g, and told him to stop acting like a f*ggot. So since Lance can still be punished, then so should you. NO MORE ADVOCATING FOR YOU!

  2. get real says – reply to this


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    I totally agree with THEBIGBOOT. I like your sites mainly cus they're updated frequently, but you need to keep your judgmental ass in check because just like with Lance your record ain´t pretty. So don´t teach your child how to be a professional hypocrite cus it will bite back.